Coffee · 10+ locations · NYC, Coral Gables
Café Grumpy looks like the archetypal Brooklyn indie coffee shop. It even played one on HBO's Girls. Twenty years in, it actually is one: the married founders still own every café outright, took no outside money, and roast everything in Greenpoint.
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Café Grumpy is what the neighborhood coffee shop is supposed to be: founder-owned for twenty years, financed by loans and profits rather than investors, roasting its own beans in Greenpoint. Workers get above-minimum pay with real benefits, and the labor record is clean. The company answers to exactly two people — the couple who opened it.
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